ABSURD PERFORMANCE #1
Pool Game, sans pool equipment
ABSURD PERFORMANCE #2
Put on oversized cardboard bobble heads and walk around main floor
ABSURD PERFORMANCE #3
Have a sing-along involving only nonsense words to terrible tunes
ABSURD PERFORMANCE #4
Pretend to be curious/confused birds walking around our floors of the building
ABSURD PERFORMANCE #5
Put pictures of Nicholas Cage’s face in every window/on every surface possible. Record reactions.
BORING PERFORMANCE #1
Run an empty washing machine, wait until it’s done. Then run an empty dryer.
BORING PERFORMANCE #2
Pretend to do homework without a pen.
BORING PERFORMANCE #3
Hold a conversation of small talk only for 10 minutes.
BORING PERFORMANCE #4
Read a textbook/dry piece of literature out loud. 20 minutes or until asked to stop.
BORING PERFORMANCE #5
Write un-fun facts and post them around the building.
SILENT PERFORMANCE #1
Everyone holds a hand of cards and looks at them intently. No one makes a move. The game never progresses.
SILENT PERFORMANCE #2
“Fall asleep” in the Openhym lounge, see if people respect and be quiet.
SILENT PERFORMANCE #3
Press vending machine buttons without ever putting money in them.
SILENT PERFORMANCE #4
Fold laundry. So much laundry. Get laundry from friends and those who live near you. Do this in a public area. See if anyone is confused.
SILENT PERFORMANCE #5
Have an argument without any words. Get really mad at one another.
OTHER PERFORMANCE #1
Pretend Openhym is staples. Anytime someone walks in, say “Welcome to Staples, how may I help you?”
OTHER PERFORMANCE #2
Saran Wrap doorways and see if anyone falls for it.
OTHER PERFORMANCE #3
Play Parachute Time like little kid parties, but use a sheet if you can’t find a spare parachute anywhere.
OTHER PERFORMANCE #4
Have a conversation in Shakespearean language. Make sure to use insults.
OTHER PERFORMANCE #5
Recite a scene from a famous film script (preferably involving four people, but recruit a fifth/have someone sit out if need be) and see if anyone notices that your words are unoriginal.