20 Proposals

ABSURD PERFORMANCE #1

Pool Game, sans pool equipment

ABSURD PERFORMANCE #2

Put on oversized cardboard bobble heads and walk around main floor

ABSURD PERFORMANCE #3

Have a sing-along involving only nonsense words to terrible tunes

ABSURD PERFORMANCE #4

Pretend to be curious/confused birds walking around our floors of the building

ABSURD PERFORMANCE #5

Put pictures of Nicholas Cage’s face in every window/on every surface possible. Record reactions.

BORING PERFORMANCE #1

Run an empty washing machine, wait until it’s done. Then run an empty dryer.

BORING PERFORMANCE #2

Pretend to do homework without a pen.

BORING PERFORMANCE #3

Hold a conversation of small talk only for 10 minutes.

BORING PERFORMANCE #4

Read a textbook/dry piece of literature out loud. 20 minutes or until asked to stop.

BORING PERFORMANCE #5

Write un-fun facts and post them around the building.

SILENT PERFORMANCE #1

Everyone holds a hand of cards and looks at them intently. No one makes a move. The game never progresses.

SILENT PERFORMANCE #2

“Fall asleep” in the Openhym lounge, see if people respect and be quiet.

SILENT PERFORMANCE #3

Press vending machine buttons without ever putting money in them.

SILENT PERFORMANCE #4

Fold laundry. So much laundry. Get laundry from friends and those who live near you. Do this in a public area. See if anyone is confused.

SILENT PERFORMANCE #5

Have an argument without any words. Get really mad at one another.

OTHER PERFORMANCE #1

Pretend Openhym is staples. Anytime someone walks in, say “Welcome to Staples, how may I help you?”

OTHER PERFORMANCE #2

Saran Wrap doorways and see if anyone falls for it.

OTHER PERFORMANCE #3

Play Parachute Time like little kid parties, but use a sheet if you can’t find a spare parachute anywhere.

OTHER PERFORMANCE #4

Have a conversation in Shakespearean language. Make sure to use insults.

OTHER PERFORMANCE #5

Recite a scene from a famous film script (preferably involving four people, but recruit a fifth/have someone sit out if need be) and see if anyone notices that your words are unoriginal.

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